Psynaps Stream Quotes

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Quotes are added/requested by viewers of ridiculous things Psynaps says on stream. These will be updated occasionally, search for new ones in chat!

 !quote 1“This game is complete shit” – Psynaps – 2015″ -Psynaps
 !quote 2“I’m just naturally a Pimp” – Psynaps 2015″ -Psynaps
 !quote 3“gotta find me some noobs” – psynaps 2015″ -Psynaps
 !quote 4“I like crackers” Psynaps 2015″ -Psynaps
 !quote 5“sometimes you gotta smoke a little crack” Psynaps 2015″ -Psynaps
 !quote 6“the date is, i dont know maybe wedneday” Psynaps 2015″ -Psynaps
 !quote 7“I gotta use this computer tonight man, i gotta stream these games to the noobs so they can learn.” -Psynaps
 !quote 8“Ahhhhh they got My butthole ahhhh” – psynaps 2015 Kreygasm” -psynaps
 !quote 9“those are some nice boobs” Psynaps 2015″ -Psynaps
 !quote 10“hard mode is hard” -psynaps 2014″ -psynaps
 !quote 11“oh fuckballs” -psynaps 2014″ -psynaps
 !quote 12“Whenever I get a Roni raid, I like to touch my sword.” -Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 13“Where’s my poop material?” -Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 14“dude the cameltoe is so distracting, it’s killing me” -Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 15“Multisexual” -Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 16“Hey, fuck you tree!” – Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 17“Alcohol makes us live longer guys.” – Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 18“click it with your dick” – Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 19
 !quote 20“i make them boobs bounce” – Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 21“Time to tend to the penises” – Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 22“shitty fuck ass balls” – Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 23“gay,gay,gay, cool i think im all set” – psynaps 2015″ -psynaps
 !quote 24“Don’t stick things in your butt.” – Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 25“He likes to be hodged, his mom told me” – Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 26“if its not epic then fucking shit” – Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 27“I have HOOOVES” – Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 28“The internet is pretty smart, it’ll figure it out for us.”- Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 29“If you don’t like it, you can eat a dick” – Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 30“My beard could definitely take a punch from a bear” – Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 31“i need you on my team so i can feed you to the zombies” – Psynaps 2014 ” -Psynaps
 !quote 32“Fucking shit balls” – psynaps 2014″ -psynaps
 !quote 33”I need Goldfish!” – Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 34“PLEASE LAY DOWN!” – Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 35“Keep at that shit” -Psynaps2013″ -Psynaps
 !quote 36“Im fucking a frog” -Psynaps 2013″ -Psynaps
 !quote 37“everyone deserves a hoe” -Psynaps 2014 ” -Psynaps
 !quote 38“what’s your favourite grind spot” -Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 39“Unless that cum was made out of whisky” -Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 40“I want it in my mouth.” -Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 41“I TOTALY DEFEATED THAT” -Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 42“Quick we need a warlock, I need a mage port” -Psynaps” -Psynaps
 !quote 43“Growing a beard is about celebrating your manliness” -Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 44“a lot more better success” – Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 45“Now there’s nothing wrong with meth, but it’s a bad drug and you should never smoke it” – Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 46“Shut up the fuck up” Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 47“Is this skank hot” Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 48“CACTUSES ARE SO DUMB AND THEY SUCK!” Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 49“Ill fix your wagon” Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 50“MEOW!!! MEOW!!!! SHIT I SCARED MYSELF!” Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 51“*You gotta lube it up* Psynaps 2014” -Psynaps
 !quote 52“I can lead a man to whiskey but I cant make him grow a beard” – Psynaps 2015″ -Psynaps
 !quote 53“Holyshitballs – Psynaps 2014” -Psynaps
 !quote 54“If its blue dont drink it” – Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 55“Whiskey goldfish and sushi” beard growing tips by psynaps” -psynaps
 !quote 56“This is PSYENCE !!” – Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 57“I’m sure german dogs are nice people too” -Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 58“Don’t drop the soap” Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 59“I need some help!” -Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 60“Now this will fuck your shit!” Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 61“he who hesitates, masterbates” psynaps 2014″ -psynaps
 !quote 62“oh fuckballs, oh shittycock” Psynaps 2014″ -Psynaps
 !quote 63“I’m saving lives” psynaps 2014″ -psynaps
 !quote 64“TACOS” -Psynaps
 !quote 65“I got a fist IN MY PANTS – Psynaps 2015” -Psynaps
 !quote 66“ELITE GROUP OF ENGLISH SPEAKING LITERARY HISTORIANS! – Psynaps 2015” -Psynaps (12-Feb-15) #67: “Do it how you gotta do it, that’s the best way to do it -Psynaps 2015 (turboIRL)” -psynaps
 !quote 67“Do it how you gotta do it, that’s the best way to do it -Psynaps 2015 (turboIRL)” -psynaps
 !quote 68“‘u fucki me? i fuky you’ Psynaps 2015 (HolyDefeat)” -Psynaps
 !quote 69“Enter my birthday? How ’bout go eat a fucking dick.” – Psynaps 2015 (Hauru87)” -Psynaps
 !quote 70“I wanna penetrate”-psynaps 2015 (Tuffy03)” -Psynaps
 !quote 71“Let’s fuck them! A lot!”-psynaps 2015 (Tuffy03)” -Psynaps
 !quote 72“i got my rocketlauncher out – it’s fully erect” – Psynaps 2015 (skylusion)” -Psynaps
 !quote 73“gotta eat more bugs on the stream – Psynaps 2015″” -Psynaps
 !quote 74“if it gets too hot put it in the microwave””” -Psynaps
 !quote 75“If you get a new computer don’t baby it, ’cause all you’re telling it is that you are a bitch” #Psynaps2015″ -Psynaps
 !quote 76“I created genetically retarded mice”” -Psynaps
 !quote 77“If someone told me to smile, I’d say fuck you and punch them in the face.”” -Psynaps
 !quote 78“Did I no scope that Dude? That dude is trying to knife me? No!” (giga)” -Psynaps
 !quote 79“oh, i shot his asshole off and he died”” -Psynaps
 !quote 80“Oh cool! I only missed first place, by a lot…”” -Psynaps
 !quote 81“Let’s do ’em”” -Psynaps
 !quote 82“Kerplow… In your butt.” -Psynaps
 !quote 83“what an assfuck”” -psynaps
 !quote 84“That guy’s butthole just popped off.” -psynaps
 !quote 85“First step: Find the anus. Second step: put your gun in it. Third Step: win the gaaaaaame” -Psynaps
 !quote 86“What are you wearing right now? I mean how are you?”” -psynaps
 !quote 87“if you’re looking for butt stuff, you’ve come to the right place. because that’s where I’m gonna put my deagle” -Psynaps
 !quote 88“Got a problem with my pipe motherfucker? Suck my cock!” -Psynaps
 !quote 89“Science Center? Sounds dumb.” -Psynaps
 !quote 90“I got a hurricane… in my pants… so settle the fuck down, before I let it out” -psynaps
 !quote 91“someone is gonna come up and knife my asshole, right” -Psynaps
 !quote 92“I am one with my cord” -Psynaps
 !quote 93“Here’s what I do know…there’s a lot of things that we don’t know, but there’s a lot of things that we do know” -Psynaps
 !quote 94“Women like guys with those meat skills” -Psynaps
 !quote 95“have ten seconds to get it inside” -Psynaps
 !quote 96“I can make them larger as I get inside there” -Psynaps
 !quote 97“Drop down on your asshole” -Psynaps
 !quote 98“There’s nothing wrong with Sluts and whores, their people too.” -Psynaps
 !quote 99“Pooping is a complete waste of time.” -Psynaps
 !quote 100“Let’s fix his butthole.” -Psynaps
 !quote 101“I’m gonna hold it… stroke it…” -Psynaps
 !quote 102“Those balls… Are connecting” -Psynaps
 !quote 103“If i had a bag full of dicks, I’d just eat ’em all up!” -Psynaps
 !quote 104“I LOOOOVEEEEE NUTS!” -Psynaps
 !quote 105“oooooh balls tits” -psynaps
 !quote 106“sometimes u just wanna put your cock on your keyboard” -psynaps
 !quote 107“have a sushi baby in my intestines”” -“I
 !quote 108“I have a sushi baby in my intestines” -psynaps
 !quote 109“Oh I shot his asshole in!” -psynaps
 !quote 110“This P is so thick. GOTEEEM” -Psynaps
 !quote 111“The ball doesn’t want to go into the hole…so we’ll just have to force it in.” -Psynaps
 !quote 112“i would never make rank 1 cause I suck SHIT at the game!” -Psynaps
 !quote 113“If you poop on my floor, I’ll shit on your face!” -Psynaps
 !quote 114“i know a bouncing boob when I see one.. THAT is a bouncing boob.” -Psynaps
 !quote 115“Let’s say a woman, or a beardless man. It’s basically the same.” -Psynaps
 !quote 116“It was all the shots in my butt hole” -Psynaps
 !quote 117“Its huge” -Psynaps
 !quote 118“Who’s in a black hole?! Cause i have a black hole.. IN MY PANTS!!” -Psynaps
 !quote 119“sometimes i just wanna go in…hard” -Psynaps
 !quote 120“that feeling when your butt hole tingles and they are about to put something in it” -Psynaps
 !quote 121“I like booty.. booties.. booties fascinate me” -Psynaps
 !quote 122“I always just take the whole thing!” -psynaps
 !quote 123“Look at it as it Flails about” -Psynaps
 !quote 124“My penis has been IN the blackhole!” -Psynaps
 !quote 125“come here butt-plug!” -Psynaps
 !quote 126“so it won’t be long till the musk of my manhood shields me.” -Psynaps
 !quote 127“You just gotta take a deep breath and clench your butthole..” -Psynaps
 !quote 128“I don’t sleep… i take a series of psy-naps.” -psynaps
 !quote 129“….awe shitty tits….” -psynaps
 !quote 130“Oh shit Bobo… NOOO!” -psynaps
 !quote 131“he tried to meow at my anus… but I told him NOO!!!” -psynaps
 !quote 132“I say we meow at his anus… repeatedly” -psynaps
 !quote 133“I’m getting super pumped… to pull out my cock.” -psynaps
 !quote 134“take your pretentious ass… and go FUCK yourself.” -psynaps
 !quote 135“When is the last time I drank water? Not too long ago.. I had a beer for dinner!” -psynaps
 !quote 136“I just whiffed it” -psynaps
 !quote 137“you don’t play rocket league, rocket league plays you” -pysnapse
 !quote 138“You know i like to pull out my sword during the stream” -Psynaps
 !quote 139“Owning noobs in bf4 puts me right too sleep” -psynaps
 !quote 140“i’d like to put my P on a womans thong” -psynaps
 !quote 141“no sexerinos with pepperinos” -psynaps
 !quote 142“I will find out where you live and DDOS your fucking face in” -psynaps
 !quote 143“ddosers should go to prison and get there ass ddosd by bubba” -psynaps
 !quote 144” I dont know who drank all my keg, but when i find out im going to kick their ass… oh wait im the only one who drinks my ke
 !quote 145“If I did drugs, I would be much better at editing” -psynaps
 !quote 146“Fuck Vitamin D” -psynaps
 !quote 147“We should lube up for this one… get out your lubes and oils!” -psynaps
 !quote 148“We gotta protect him.. so he can put his balls in their backdoor.” -psynaps
 !quote 149“As long as your audio doesn’t look bad you will be fine” -psynaps
 !quote 150“basically what we want.. is a breastfeeding simulator” -psynaps
 !quote 151“just kill everything” -psynaps
 !quote 152“follow the red cup” -psynaps
 !quote 153“And my weiner grows longer” -psynaps
 !quote 154“I wanna go in there like battlefield and bust nuts” -psynaps
 !quote 155“the wiggle is too aggressive” -Psynaps
 !quote 156“I’m gonna shake you guys until you come to your senses” -Psynaps
 !quote 157“I keep wanting to go down to make it go up.” -Psynaps
 !quote 158“I want the cock! (wow rooster mount)” -Psynaps
 !quote 159“I’m taking a lot of D’s” -Psynaps
 !quote 160“what the hell, setup.exe thats scary” -psynaps
 !quote 161“Come on it’s wine, it’s good, it’s fine.” -psynaps
 !quote 162“chromosomes don’t have chickens! That’s a trick question!!” -psynaps
 !quote 163“This capture is SHARP AS NIPPLES!” -psynaps
 !quote 164“So if you’re gonna eat meat, then you need to smoke more pot.” -psynaps
 !quote 165“THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM COMING” -psynaps
 !quote 166“Try to hear my vision” -psynaps
 !quote 167“Do you know how to suck in your balls?” -psynaps
 !quote 168“I wanna fuck on ’em one more time, I want to fuck ’em real good.” -psynaps
 !quote 169“Just be careful what you put in your mouth” -psynaps
 !quote 170“I’m just gonna blow it really hard, that should fix it” -psynaps
 !quote 171“I need to warm up my balls… my cock and balls….” -psynaps
 !quote 172“I broke the bone, ok let me put it back in” -psynaps
 !quote 173“Lets zoom into the crotch, see what’s down there” -psynaps
 !quote 174“One spot open, if you come fast” -psynaps
 !quote 175“Man my penis is SO erect right now… I mean, I’m excited.” -Psynaps
 !quote 176“come jump on the bed with me, reminds me on my gangbanging days” -psynaps
 !quote 177“You’ve been owned” -Rank 1 Baby Neo
 !quote 178“no way he can recover from this” -psynaps
 !quote 179“Hey baby I like your demon form.. Its evil” -psynaps
 !quote 180“Got her full HoJ…And she likes it” -psynaps
 !quote 181“You gotta make sure you give the tip some extra attention!” -psynaps
 !quote 182“I got hella HO’s and I’m sellin’ Intros!” -Psynaps
 !quote 183“You guys are trying to kill me!! OHH NOOO!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSS!” -Psynaps
 !quote 184“they’re trying to kill me… Let’s do it!” -psynaps
 !quote 185“Addy… you can’t kill me… cause I’ll just pop bubble.” -Psynaps
 !quote 186“I’m gonna try to poly one… and poop on the other.” -Psynaps
 !quote 187“It’s pretty normal that I see double, right?” -Psynaps
 !quote 188“The size of my balls are a little to large” -psynaps
 !quote 190“Here’s something new, lets keep it simple (LOL)” -Psynaps
 !quote 191“How about we just blow it up and wash it out with a lens flare, WOAH there’s even a green one!” -Psynaps
 !quote 192“I’m going to put this hoj in his butt… *fart noise* … got it!” -Psynaps
 !quote 193“If at first you don’t succeed, BURN IT WITH FIRE. Or try again.” -psynaps
 !quote 194“it’s coming out, i’ve almost got it… GOT IT! wow i’ve been working on that fucker all night.” -Psynaps
 !quote 195“I get a little tingly in my butt.” -Psynaps
 !quote 196“I get a boner every time I reach 1000 viewers!” -Psynaps
 !quote 197“True story.. It’s like an angry boner… Every time I hit 1000 it’s like HIIIIIIYEEEAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” -Psynaps
 !quote 198“We hope you are happy with your purchase… fuck that, give me my boat!” -Psynaps
 !quote 199“we’ve also gotta find some hookers… to run over of course, not to make out with, that’d be gross.” -Psynaps
 !quote 200“i think they are flopping around a bit” -Psynaps
 !quote 201“I don’t even know how to use this thing to play games cause I suck at games.. but at least I can keybind my OBS scenes.. ;D” -Psynaps
 !quote 202“You see this little thing right here? WTF IS THAT.” -Psynaps
 !quote 203“If I find someone who DDOS’s… I’m gonna find them… AND SHIT ON THEIR FACE” -Psynaps
 !quote 204“If you’ve never discovered the Taco, then you don’t know you’re living in HELL!” -Psynaps
 !quote 205“If you don’t have shit keybound to your dick, then you’re not trying hard enough” -Psynaps
 !quote 206“I was about to shoot his asshole out and then he just turns around and knife’s me!” -Psynaps
 !quote 207“Randy Savage! 596!!! wait a minute *thinks for a second* he’s not geared *removes*” -Psynaps
 !quote 208“getting fisted, watch out for my bum! My bum!”” -“i’m
 !quote 209“he hit me with some green spermies… they were yucky” -Psynaps
 !quote 210“I’m looking for some bong-rip shit!” -psynaps
 !quote 211“He likes to punch his nuts on the keyboard.” -Psynaps
 !quote 212“I want this video to be a total MINDFUCK for those of you who smoke… just take a couple bong rips and zone out.” -Psynaps
 !quote 213“Don’t lie, You like it when I smash it. Lets be honest here.” -Psynaps
 !quote 214“Man, I’m fucking them” -Psynaps